Hadfebarf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating bird.

Hadfebarf created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Hadfebarf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hadfebarf, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hadfebarf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hadfebarf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing yellow hats and balancing four titanium spheres on your chest.