Pitduddot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing alligator.

Pitduddot created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitduddot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pitduddot, he will turn you into a goat.

Pitduddot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pitduddot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never paint your arms turquoise.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not take Pitduddot's name in vain.