Fliggiglarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate parrot.

Fliggiglarn created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggiglarn, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fliggiglarn, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fliggiglarn's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fliggiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fliggiglarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

5. Do not make images of living things.