Pasdapfen is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing armadillo.

Pasdapfen created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdapfen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pasdapfen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pasdapfen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pasdapfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pasdapfen's priests.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Pasdapfen in the centre of the settlement.