Pibganster Garjipnill is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring sheep.

Pibganster Garjipnill created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibganster Garjipnill, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pibganster Garjipnill, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pibganster Garjipnill's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pibganster Garjipnill's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pibganster Garjipnill.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.