Fosscudort is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing
giraffe.
Fosscudort created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Fosscudort, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fosscudort, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Fosscudort's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Fosscudort's Holy Commandments1. Never think about optics near snails while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your head.
2. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.
3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
5. Never write about black holes.