Dibstafhat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating capybara.

Dibstafhat created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dibstafhat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dibstafhat, she will turn you into a plant.

Dibstafhat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dibstafhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Dibstafhat loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Dibstafhat.