Loglegbidcabmifdapcudfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish eagle.

Loglegbidcabmifdapcudfoss created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loglegbidcabmifdapcudfoss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Loglegbidcabmifdapcudfoss, she will manifest in front of you.

Loglegbidcabmifdapcudfoss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Loglegbidcabmifdapcudfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Loglegbidcabmifdapcudfoss loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.