Pinnab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, kind cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pinnab created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinnab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pinnab, it will turn you into a rat.

Pinnab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pinnab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never mention cats.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.