Xemstraggod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind hare.

Xemstraggod created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Xemstraggod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xemstraggod, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Xemstraggod's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Xemstraggod's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Put Xemstraggod first in all things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look after injured frogs.