Zagwodfun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic donkey.

Zagwodfun created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zagwodfun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zagwodfun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Zagwodfun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zagwodfun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.