Kapomindub is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing crow.

Kapomindub created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapomindub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kapomindub, she will not invite you to parties.

Kapomindub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Kapomindub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not stand on grass.