Rigvigstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent jaguar.

Rigvigstip created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigvigstip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigvigstip, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rigvigstip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rigvigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Worship no other gods but Rigvigstip.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.