Bedmapkadmumlibrilwan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, contented owl.

Bedmapkadmumlibrilwan created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedmapkadmumlibrilwan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bedmapkadmumlibrilwan, she will not invite you to parties.

Bedmapkadmumlibrilwan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bedmapkadmumlibrilwan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Retreat if nine goats approach from the east.

5. Always pray immersed in water.