Legfarnladyattsognarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring bear.

Legfarnladyattsognarl created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Legfarnladyattsognarl, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legfarnladyattsognarl, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Legfarnladyattsognarl's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Legfarnladyattsognarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near grasshopers while wearing cyan kilts.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legfarnladyattsognarl.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Legfarnladyattsognarl must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about bats.