Cimfobbep is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet hyena.

Cimfobbep created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Cimfobbep, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cimfobbep, she will cry a lot.

Cimfobbep's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cimfobbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.