Vogdimban is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering fish.

Vogdimban created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogdimban, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vogdimban, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vogdimban's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vogdimban's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vogdimban on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed cherries to geese while wearing magenta stockings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never sit in holy places.