Yogponcid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty raven.

Yogponcid created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Yogponcid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yogponcid, it will turn you into a frog.

Yogponcid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yogponcid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear red clothing.