Dissvighonhab Miflarg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional clam.

Dissvighonhab Miflarg created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissvighonhab Miflarg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dissvighonhab Miflarg, he will curse you with boils.

Dissvighonhab Miflarg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dissvighonhab Miflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Put Dissvighonhab Miflarg first in all things.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.