Panpagsas is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing bat.

Panpagsas created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Panpagsas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panpagsas, it will torture you forever.

Panpagsas' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Panpagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. You must love Panpagsas.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.