Kenlargcat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, smart horse.

Kenlargcat created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenlargcat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kenlargcat, she will not care.

Kenlargcat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kenlargcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. You must pray to Kenlargcat six times a day.