Voggenmot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable hummingbird.

Voggenmot created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voggenmot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Voggenmot, she will cry a lot.

Voggenmot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Voggenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three cats approach from the north.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Voggenmot.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never write about nebulae.