Flowvenkam Cintaddiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, loving bee.

Flowvenkam Cintaddiss created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowvenkam Cintaddiss, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowvenkam Cintaddiss, she will turn you into a mole.

Flowvenkam Cintaddiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flowvenkam Cintaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Run away if eight ducks approach from the east.

5. Never eat bark.