Tetti is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful centipede.

Tetti created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tetti, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tetti, it will curse you with boils.

Tetti's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never sit near ants.

3. Never feed coconuts to sharks while wearing orange kilts.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.