Gesshuddavflisbellxin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind unicorn.

Gesshuddavflisbellxin created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gesshuddavflisbellxin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gesshuddavflisbellxin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gesshuddavflisbellxin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gesshuddavflisbellxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Worship no other gods but Gesshuddavflisbellxin.