Tallungig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, narcissistic swan.

Tallungig created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tallungig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tallungig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tallungig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tallungig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tallungig.

2. Always obey Tallungig's priests.

3. Run away if five capybaras approach from the south.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.