Davweefenyarpmitril is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous hare.

Davweefenyarpmitril created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davweefenyarpmitril, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Davweefenyarpmitril, she will strike you with lightening.

Davweefenyarpmitril's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Davweefenyarpmitril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.