Satparkdad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, caring wasp.

Satparkdad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Satparkdad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Satparkdad, she will torture you forever.

Satparkdad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Satparkdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.