Dotfidhit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-confident coyote.

Dotfidhit created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotfidhit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dotfidhit, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dotfidhit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dotfidhit's Holy Commandments

1. Dotfidhit loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Never laugh near eagles.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Hide if six ducks approach from the east.