Teenfodpas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak wolf.

Teenfodpas created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teenfodpas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Teenfodpas, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Teenfodpas' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Teenfodpas' Holy Commandments

1. Teenfodpas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Teenfodpas.