Tipfembep is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent naga.

Tipfembep created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfembep, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tipfembep, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tipfembep's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tipfembep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always obey Tipfembep's priests.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tipfembep.