Naryikgub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, moody squid.

Naryikgub created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Naryikgub, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Naryikgub, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Naryikgub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Naryikgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.