Nanruttquaggemtonknildun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident goat.

Nanruttquaggemtonknildun created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanruttquaggemtonknildun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nanruttquaggemtonknildun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nanruttquaggemtonknildun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nanruttquaggemtonknildun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.