Somkadnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, benevolent sheep.

Somkadnan created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Somkadnan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Somkadnan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Somkadnan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Somkadnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always obey Somkadnan's priests.

4. Put Somkadnan first in all things.

5. Do not chop down trees.