Hammatpibnellpopcan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, egotistical mole.

Hammatpibnellpopcan created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hammatpibnellpopcan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hammatpibnellpopcan, it will turn you into a slug.

Hammatpibnellpopcan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hammatpibnellpopcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Always help ducks.