Armdobrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful parrot.

Armdobrul created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Armdobrul, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Armdobrul, it will not invite you to parties.

Armdobrul's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Armdobrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not take Armdobrul's name in vain.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Do not commit murder.