Homcissfut Hadvegspaglikdinzak is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring spider.

Homcissfut Hadvegspaglikdinzak created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homcissfut Hadvegspaglikdinzak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Homcissfut Hadvegspaglikdinzak, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Homcissfut Hadvegspaglikdinzak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Homcissfut Hadvegspaglikdinzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.