Vogquimsas is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, pitiless crow.

Vogquimsas created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogquimsas, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogquimsas, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vogquimsas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vogquimsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.