Vagyogtarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering chicken.

Vagyogtarp created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagyogtarp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vagyogtarp, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vagyogtarp's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vagyogtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.