Jamcinfabtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing crane.

Jamcinfabtonk created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamcinfabtonk, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jamcinfabtonk, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jamcinfabtonk's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jamcinfabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple mice for they are unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not jump in public.