Betlarnvin Xuczedcit Jarnyikdidquafjapnadrulrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unselfish giraffe.

Betlarnvin Xuczedcit Jarnyikdidquafjapnadrulrot created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Betlarnvin Xuczedcit Jarnyikdidquafjapnadrulrot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Betlarnvin Xuczedcit Jarnyikdidquafjapnadrulrot, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Betlarnvin Xuczedcit Jarnyikdidquafjapnadrulrot's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Betlarnvin Xuczedcit Jarnyikdidquafjapnadrulrot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Betlarnvin Xuczedcit Jarnyikdidquafjapnadrulrot seven times a day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Betlarnvin Xuczedcit Jarnyikdidquafjapnadrulrot.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Hide if six horses approach from the west.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.