Didjonnatleg Miphim Yampaskip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless sheep.

Didjonnatleg Miphim Yampaskip created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Didjonnatleg Miphim Yampaskip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Didjonnatleg Miphim Yampaskip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Didjonnatleg Miphim Yampaskip's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Didjonnatleg Miphim Yampaskip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not take Didjonnatleg Miphim Yampaskip's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about stars.