Bogcadyarpdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage whale.

Bogcadyarpdoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcadyarpdoss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bogcadyarpdoss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bogcadyarpdoss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bogcadyarpdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Never talk about ducks.