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He takes the form of a chunky, temperamental gnu.

Gonvilsagxenfatflap Vanfabhog Komnellbenril created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonvilsagxenfatflap Vanfabhog Komnellbenril, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gonvilsagxenfatflap Vanfabhog Komnellbenril, he will cry a lot.

Gonvilsagxenfatflap Vanfabhog Komnellbenril's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gonvilsagxenfatflap Vanfabhog Komnellbenril's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in the presence of bats.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not stand on grass.