Xemmeggig Zimtikcenganteencitflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awesome gerbil.

Xemmeggig Zimtikcenganteencitflow created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemmeggig Zimtikcenganteencitflow, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xemmeggig Zimtikcenganteencitflow, she will turn you into a sheep.

Xemmeggig Zimtikcenganteencitflow's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Xemmeggig Zimtikcenganteencitflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Xemmeggig Zimtikcenganteencitflow.

4. Never paint your arms violet.

5. Do not keep four squirrels in a large pit.