Abcipflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered mink.

Abcipflag created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Abcipflag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Abcipflag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Abcipflag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Abcipflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Abcipflag on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Abcipflag.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never leap near nematodes.

5. Always wear yellow.