Bummadtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, boastful snake.

Bummadtarp created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bummadtarp, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bummadtarp, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bummadtarp's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bummadtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Never talk about dark matter.