Kipwabbellbonwigqueeghugxin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, able jackal.

Kipwabbellbonwigqueeghugxin created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipwabbellbonwigqueeghugxin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kipwabbellbonwigqueeghugxin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Kipwabbellbonwigqueeghugxin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Kipwabbellbonwigqueeghugxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of ducks.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.