Badbenbim is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, smart coyote.

Badbenbim created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Badbenbim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badbenbim, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Badbenbim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Badbenbim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Hide from orange snails for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.