Zaghabcan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, vain alligator.

Zaghabcan created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zaghabcan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zaghabcan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zaghabcan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Zaghabcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.